SIRO-1778 Amateur Personal Filming, Posted. 528

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Today I had a huge fight with my sister over something stupid... It started when she said the one thing I least wanted to hear — “Only three people can live in this house” — and for some reason we both got stubborn. We began calling out the little quirks that had always bothered us: my habit of learning speed-reading when the whole family nicknamed the Japan national soccer team coach Philippe Troussier “Toru-chan,” and her habit of always ending sentences with “Let’s return to paradise, brother...” Neither of us could back down, and before we knew it, even in public I had yelled, “Don’t put punctuation at the end!!” …After getting home and calming down, I reflected on how embarrassingly utopian the whole quarrel was, felt ashamed, and ended up holding a chikuwa in my mouth and sprinting naked at full speed. When we meet next time I’ll meekly apologize with something like, “Good morning, Takashima-kun. Your mission this time is… Also, this tape will self-destruct,” just to make amends.