The World's Rudest Service: Defecation Café — 前多まこ

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A man walks into a café staffed by a sadistic, ultra-rude female attendant. When he asks for water she clicks her tongue and forces him to drink urine. The food he orders is chewed up with saliva and fed to him; if he spills it he’s slapped. Dirty shoes are licked and used to clean. He’s made to smell farts and inhale foot and genital odors — treated like an air freshener. If he angers the attendant he’s even forced to eat vomit and feces! If he leaves leftovers he’s charged 20 times the price, so he can’t leave until he finishes?!